Breasts: How big is too big?

The greatest disadvantage of the defect of elephantine boobs is that these trifling concerns about your paw-patters consume nearly all your precious brain power.

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Axillaphilia

Don't forget, having two arm pits this is a great way to go three-way. If you're properly warmed up with foreplay, your sebaceous glands will lube your axillae and keep things creamy for all three.

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Jane Sane’s Sub Sandwich Story

So I was on my way to the bar to have my sister’s dildo cleaned (long story), and I passed a local sub chain. Don’t even get me started on chains in general. Now, I know we...

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Vibrator Mechanics 101

To begin using a vibrator after having used your hands for years (or decades) can be a challenge. You haven’t developed the motor skills for it, and your forearm and shoulder muscles don’t have the right high-twitch...

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