No need to cancel spring break, just make sure to buy your bikini after the ab-bo.

Turning Your Guilt into Glitz

Have you ever been secretly pregnant and had to go to the abortion clinic to have it “taken care of”? Who could you tell? Sarah Peterson had an abortion after getting pregnant while making love to 6...

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The Lesbian’s Guide to Eating Out

We here at the Ladies’ Monthly have a long standing, strong relationship with the LGBTQCHFLOLOMG community, and as a result of some recent complaints regarding our articles on parenting, we’ve decided to offer some special content just...

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GayDaughterStraight

Setting Your Gay Daughter Straight

So you never had the time to socialize your daughter with boys and your husband took her on a few too many hunting trips. You saw her mature into a young woman, throw out all her pink...

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Sex, Lies and Broken Vaginas

I’ve been hearing a lot about this new medical disorder that has been hitting the better half of the population in droves lately, Female Sexual Arousal Disorder. Now I know what some of you must be thinking,...

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Lose 25 Pounds in One Day!

Ladies, you know how hard dieting can be. Everyone has some “fool-proof” solution that supposedly will cure all your weight loss woes, but nothing ever does the trick. Diet, exercise, or both, it never seems to work,...

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Ahh... the sweet relief of having a gay son.

Getting the Gay Son You Always Wanted

Lets face it, ladies, having a son is basically a waste of time and energy for a mother. Sure, some mothers might love their sons, don’t get me wrong, but myself and countless other moms would rather...

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Managing Your Seasonal Affective Disorder

Winter can be a difficult time of year for some of us. Whether you’re lonely, overworked, stressed-out, exhausted, messed up, or pooped, you might need a little help overcoming your winter blahs. As always, Jane is here...

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The Seven Deadly Sins of Atheists

God has graced some of us with the courage and will to accept Jesus Christ into our hearts at this time of great trials and tribulations. However, God has also left us with plenty of work to...

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