Vibrator Mechanics 101

by Ariel Bansuvimo

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To begin using a vibrator after having used your hands for years (or decades) can be a challenge. You haven’t developed the motor skills for it, and your forearm and shoulder muscles don’t have the right high-twitch fibers to keep your rhythm steady. It’s just as a difficult for European gals who drive manual cars, then feel confused about the mechanical minimalism of an automatic when they drive in the US for the first time.

With a vibrator, like with an automatic transmission, you don’t have work as hard so you can relax and cruise along, enjoying the experience. If you haven’t had orgasms before there’s a large chance that a vibrator is precisely what you need to get that job done.

Different kinds of vibrators stimulate you in different ways, so we recommend buying several and testing your way to what works best for you. However, if you’re wide you might want to first go for the ”Captain Dong Schlong” line. If you have a strong curvature down there, or if you sharply veer off to the left or right, then you might want to skip the popular ”Jack Rabbit” and instead go for the ”Captain Hook” in any of its seven colors.

Electric or battery operated

Battery operated vibrators give greater freedom of movement, but the electric hold longer. If you travel a lot the battery operated vibrators are best, you don’t want a ”shock” when you get to some strange country!

Size

A smaller head gives more focus on stimulation of your magic buzzer, but the larger vibrators spread lower frequency vibrations through all flesh and bone within one foot of contact.

Tips

Lie on your back and glide the vibrator over your buzzer.

Give your vibrator a name and introduce your partner to it.

If you’ve broken up with a guy a vibrator is a great alternative. Also remember, when things are tough with your male partners you can always dump them – in many cases you’ll get better pleasure and multiple orgasms from your vibrator.

View the vibrator as an ostensive teaching aide. It can assist you in situations where you need more attention to a certain area of your body. Simply pedagogically point it at the pleasure zone in focus and moan, your partner will take notice and act accordingly.